If you’re stuck as to who you’d rather watch on stage, why not see which one you’d rather hang out with? To help you decide who could be your potential new best friends, we’ve devised a personality test. It’s kind of like Blind Date, except with weirder questions, no red haired Scouse woman, and way way less humiliation. Potentially.
Ten Bears
Elbow Rooms
Sat 2nd May @ 4pm
What are your top three Shakespeare plays?
Midsummer Nights Dream, Titus Andronicus (Mmmm kids in a pie!), Macbeth.
What is the best biscuit to dunk in tea?
Ginger Snaps or Butternut Crunch, they’re firm enough to take a lengthy dunk but soft enough to soak up plenty of tea. And they get chewy when wet.
Fancy dress – Batman or Superman?
Superman would stand out a bit more than Batman, who would just hide in the shadows…
Give the following marks out of ten –
Games 10; Geisha girls 10; Gloves 10; Grandmas 10;
Gymnastics 11 these people are incredible, not sure how they do it. I wonder if it’s all just camera trickery sometimes.
Would you rather have heavy rain or heavy snow?
Snow, no question. surely everyone prefers snow. With luck you’ll be snowed in and won’t have to go to school, or work or band practice.
Which is the most effective method of communication – shrieking or streaking?
Definately streaking. It’s something i think more people should do more of. I’m happy to promote it as both an effective way of communicating and good for your health.
What is the best train journey?
The journey where the person opposite you knows intuitively whether you’re in the mood to chat or not.
If you are taken out by someone else, should you order a starter?
YES
Complete the equation: ?? + ?? = Perfect Pair
I was never good at balancing equations in school, but I’d go for… Pert and Firm.
Pick a song for us to put on our Live At Leeds mixtape.
Push it to the Limit – from the Scarface soundtrack. Good motivational song. Or do you mean one of our songs? If so Braces. It’s our favourite at the moment
Jonjo Feather
Holy Trinity
Sat 2nd May @ 12pm
What are your top three Shakespeare plays?
‘Macbeth’, ‘The Comedy Of Errors’ and ‘Romeo and Juliet’, I’m always up for a bit of where art thou.
What is the best biscuit to dunk in tea?
Ginger biscuit, also works well with milk.
Fancy dress – Batman or Superman?
Definitely Batman, Superman’s a bit of a drip
Give the following marks out of ten –
Games I like poker, so i’ll give games an 8.
Geisha girls I dig those shoes geishas wear. 10
Gloves My hands go blue in the cold, a good pair of leather gloves sort that out. 9
Grandmas I’m giving my Grandma a 10. I don’t know any others.
Gymnastics I once bust my wrist on one of those horse things. 1
Would you rather have heavy rain or heavy snow?
I love snow, rain can get a bit messy.
Which is the most effective method of communication – shrieking or streaking?
Postcards.
What is the best train journey?
One’s with a smoking carriage.
If you are taken out by someone else, should you order a starter?
Depends on how hungry you are, I like to pace myself when i’m bagging out.
Complete the equation:
?? + ?? = Perfect Pair
Dog + lead = perfect pair.
Pick a song for us to put on our Live At Leeds mixtape.
‘When Will I Be Loved’ by The Everly Brothers
The ABC Club
Leeds Met SU
Sat 2nd May @ 5pm
What are your top three Shakespeare plays?
Die hard 1,2 & 3
What is the best biscuit to dunk in tea?
Chocolate Digestives any day!!!
Fancy dress – Batman or Superman?
Batman, superman has gay tendencies
Give the following marks out of ten –
Games – Scrabble for the win 8/10
Gloves – Good for warmth shit for fash-ion 7/10
Grandmas – Not a nice scene in the windows of Amsterdam 3/10
Gymnastics – Anything Matt Baker from Blue Peter likes gets a 10/10
Would you rather have heavy rain or heavy snow?
Heavy snow!!!
Which is the most effective method of communication – shrieking or streak-ing?
Who writes these questions?
What is the best train journey?
One that doesn‟t stop in Bradford!
If you are taken out by someone else, should you order a starter?
As long as they are paying
Complete the equation:
1 coconut + 1 coconut = A lovely pair of coconuts
Pick a song for us to put on our Live At Leeds mixtape.
The ABC Club – Tinkering Teacups, one for every occasion!
